I spent a little time today reviewing my map timeline on Google Maps. I noticed that, one fine day a little while ago, Google (via my Samsung) mapped me traveling from Marysville, WA to Scottsdale, AZ in about 10 minutes. If my calculations are correct, that meant I traveled at 7,594 miles per hour or Mach 9.9. Now, maybe I somehow developed superpowers, but I would think I would’ve noticed. Maybe the acquisition was traumatic, like Logan/Wolverine, and I just blank out my super-powered moments. Or, perhaps, there’s some glitch in the matrix? Or, I guess, perhaps something was worked out with my phone’s GPS.
